Witness Their Transformation
"Before I found the fellowship I was spending £80 a week at the supermarket like some kind of medieval peasant paying tithes. Now I tithe directly to the bin, and the bin tithes back. Last Tuesday it tithed me an entire quiche."
— Sister Maureen, Dumpster Deity (Bin Maxing rank), witness of the Full Manifestation
"I used to think dignity meant not climbing into a wheelie bin. Now I know that dignity is whatever you decide it is, and I have decided it is climbing into a wheelie bin. I have never felt more alive. Also I found a brie."
— Brother Geoff, recovering prawn enthusiast
"The Bin Maxing game changed my life. I trained every day for three weeks. Then one night behind the bakery, a baguette fell from the top of the pile — and my hands moved on their own. Caught it clean. The fellowship went silent. Someone whispered 'he maxes.' I am somebody now."
— Brother Dave, finder of the 2-litre olive oil
"Four stars only because Commandment VIII forced me to share my Müller Corners. Otherwise a flawless belief system."
— Also Brother Geoff
"As a fox, I was initially worried these people were competition. But they tidy up after themselves, they always leave the prawns, and frankly the prawns are the best bit. We have an arrangement. Five stars."
— Keith, fox, The Mystery Wheelie
"My nan said 'you can't eat food out of a bin' and I showed her the Teachings, and the Hierarchy of Finds, and my Bin Maxing high score, and she said 'right, well, this croissant IS lovely.' Another soul saved."
— Sister Kayleigh, Skipfluencer rank
"I ate the prawns."
— Former Brother Terry, posted from the bathroom, 3:14am
"I joined for theological reasons (free cake)."
— Brother Liam, age 9 (brought by his dad, fully converted by a Tier I sighting)
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