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The Rules of the Trial
Catch the Bounty
Bread, croissants, cheese, and humble bananas fall from the great purge above. Catch them in thy wheelie bin for points. The bounty falleth faster as thy legend grows.
The Full Manifestation
Rarely, an entire undamaged celebration cake descendeth, shining with golden light. Worth 50 points and a moment of silence.
DODGE THE PRAWNS
Commandment IX is absolute. Catch a prawn and lose a Faith. Lose all three Faiths and thy trial endeth in the manner of Terry.
Avoid the Nappy
Not everything in the purge is a blessing. The nappy costeth thee 10 points and a small piece of thy soul. It costeth Geoff much more than that, once.
The Ranks of Ascension
| Score | Rank | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| 0+ | 🌱 Bin Curious | You have wondered about the skip. The skip has wondered about you. |
| 50+ | 🤿 First Diver | Your hands have known the wheelie. There is no going back. |
| 150+ | 💪 Bin Maxer | You max bins. Officially. Put it on your CV. |
| 300+ | 📣 Skipfluencer | The faithful follow your torch. Your nan tells her friends. |
| 500+ | 👑 Dumpster Deity | Sister Maureen acknowledges you with a single nod. The highest honour known. |
Share Thy Glory
Achieved a mighty score? Testify on the Testimonies page (spiritually — we don't have a backend, this is a static site, even our infrastructure is free).